Summer ‘25 Menu

COOL IDIOT COFFEE is proudly partnered with Rowan Coffee of Asheville, NC thanks to Bow Smith.

COOL IDIOT COFFEE has a collab Costa Rican x Kenyan custom coffee blend roasted & dreamed up by Rowan Coffee called “RITUALS Blend” which is used on espresso & available to purchase domestically throughout the United States.

Current best sellers / fan favorites are the Red Velvet Latte, Cake Pop Latte, Strawberry Cheesecake Latte, & It’s Brittany B!tch!

Every ingredient is considered when being added to our products. We seek to use fresh, natural ingredients while also incorporating an occasional extract to imitate our favorite sweet-tooth craving. If you have questions or concerns about allergies, please shoot us an email so we can best serve you!

Red Velvet Latte

Is it a slice of red velvet cake or a latte? No red velvet cake was harmed in the making of this syrup!

Strawberry Cheesecake Latte

Made with love from strawberries with a touch of hibiscus tea, this fruity goodness is best enjoyed ice IMO!

Lavender Honey Latte

The floral aroma of lavender meets the sweetness of honey simple syrup, marrying together in perfect harmony!

Strawberry Matcha Lemonade

The tangy goodness of strawberry syrup meets the tart of hand-squeezed lemonade over earthy Rishi matcha! Beat the heat!

Honey Cinnamon Latte

Honey simple syrup with a dash of cinnamon sugar has me begging for smores by a campfire! The woods are calling!

Cake Pop Latte

Honey simple syrup with a dash of cinnamon sugar has me begging for smores by a campfire! The woods are calling!

Caramel Latte

Our house-made caramel sauce is adjacent to a dulce de leche heaven! Expect to drool

It’s Brittany B!tch

It’s BACKKK! Founder Brittany Peterson dreamed up this nostalgic bevie of your dream… THE FROOT LOOPS MATCHA LATTE! (*Disclaimer: Even goes great with espresso!)

Vanilla Latte

Basic? Listen, you like what you like, girl! Vanilla bean paste & brown sugar make for the perfect neutral latte!